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Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman is the son of a single mother who spoils him terribly with high-fat treats like "Cheesy Poofs" and "Snacky Cakes." The other kids tease him mercilessly about his weight and he responds by being incredibly obnoxious and opinionated.
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Kyle Broflovski
Kyle's the smart one, the reasonable member of the group. And yes, he's Jewish, be he doesn't know exactly what that means...
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Stan Marsh
Stan is the gang's unofficial leader. He is hopelessly in love with Wendy Testaburger and gets so nervous whenever she's around that he pukes.
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Kenny McCormick
With his orange parka drawn tightly around his mouth, Kenny's wisecracks are completely unintelligible to everyone except the other boys. His family is dirt-poor and Kenny is almost always the victim of a heinous death.
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Chef
Chef is the boys' mentor. He runs the school cafeteria, gives the boys sage advice whenever they need it, and can be counted on to come to the rescue if they get into trouble. He's also a ladies' man and peerless soul singer.
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Wendy Testaburger
When Wendy turns on the charm, no one can beat her. Wendy only has eyes for Stan, in spite of his throwing up every time he sees her (or maybe because of it).
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Mr. Garrison
South Park Elementary's third-grade teacher is always ready to provide inaccurate information to his class of impressionable children.