MY OWN WORST ENEMY - Episode 140
J.D. and Elliot find themselves lying next to each other, about to kiss. They close their eyes, but when J.D. makes his move, he opens them to find that Elliot is standing on the other side of the room - they can't do this. However, Elliot tells Turk and Carla that she doesn't want to marry Keith. TV-14
MY HARD LABOR - Episode 141
J.D. has spent the past several mornings the same way: he tells Kim she's amazing and says, "I love you" to the baby but doesn't say, "I love you" to Kim." At the hospital, a patient refuses to have interns treat him; Dr. Cox steps in and tells his interns to do their job. Later, Carla comes home and gives Turk's videogame system to J.D. because it's distracting Turk from their baby. TV-14
MY INCONVENIENT TRUTH - Episode 142
J.D. tells Turk that Kim and Sam moved 40 minutes away because Kim took a job at another hospital. To make things even worse for J.D., his brother Dan shows up. Outside, a bicycling Ted yells at the Janitor for driving a gas-guzzler. Ted makes the Janitor watch "An Inconvenient Truth," which proves to be an eye-opening experience. TV-14
MY IDENTITY CRISIS - Episode 143
The Janitor learns that J.D. uses nicknames for people in the hospital whose names he doesn't know, and challenges him to learn the real names of everyone in the hospital, or take over as the Janitor for a day. Also, Dr. Cox's family is away, and he realizes that he is lonely without them. Carla fears that she is losing her Latina heritage. TV-14
MY GROWING PAINS - Episode 144
J.D. wonders what his baby is thinking when Turk asks him to shoot some hoops. Carla suggests that Turk would be better off spending some quality time with his daughter. Meanwhile, Bob mentions to a board member that he has a birthday coming up. When asked how old he'll be, Bob responds, "58." Later, J.D. and Turk hang out with their babies. Both of them miss doing goofy stuff with each other. TV-14
MY NUMBER ONE DOCTOR - Episode 145
At the nurse's station, Carla tells the Janitor that it's strange he uses a cowboy voice when discussing how "smitten" he is with his girlfriend Lady. Meanwhile, Turk and Cox tell J.D. about their contest to see how long each can stay in a room with a patient who has a smelly fungal infection. J.D. wonders why Cox and Turk compete so much since they're not even friends, and he learns that competition is a cardinal rule of being a man. TV-14
MY BAD TOO - Episode 146
Upon the anniversary of Turk and Carla's first date, Turk decides that there is no down side to being bilingual, and continues to learn Spanish for Carla, as the perfect gift. Meanwhile, J.D. is in a pickle when one of his patients, a burn victim, pleads to attend his graduation. Unable to make a decision, J.D. seeks advice from Elliot. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox decides to get on Dr. Kelso's nerves by messing around with his breakfast. TV-14
MY MANHOOD - Episode 147
J.D. becomes scared that he is not masculine enough to set an example for his son, especially after Dr. Cox gives him a hard time about being a man-child. Meanwhile, after a necessary surgery leaves him feeling less manly Turk is over-compensating his own masculinity by fighting anybody that tries to get the break room remote. The janitor starts a hospital newspaper entitled, The Janitorial, as a result of Dr. Kelso saying that no one pays attention to anything he says. TV-14
MY PRINCESS - Episode 148
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight. TV-14
MY DUMB LUCK - Episode 149
Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again. Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine. TV-14
MY WASTE OF TIME - Episode 150
Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient. Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the brain trust TV-14
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J.D. and Elliot find themselves lying next to each other, about to kiss. They close their eyes, but when J.D. makes his move, he opens them to find that Elliot is standing on the other side of the room - they can't do this. However, Elliot tells Turk and Carla that she doesn't want to marry Keith. TV-14
MY HARD LABOR - Episode 141
J.D. has spent the past several mornings the same way: he tells Kim she's amazing and says, "I love you" to the baby but doesn't say, "I love you" to Kim." At the hospital, a patient refuses to have interns treat him; Dr. Cox steps in and tells his interns to do their job. Later, Carla comes home and gives Turk's videogame system to J.D. because it's distracting Turk from their baby. TV-14
MY INCONVENIENT TRUTH - Episode 142
J.D. tells Turk that Kim and Sam moved 40 minutes away because Kim took a job at another hospital. To make things even worse for J.D., his brother Dan shows up. Outside, a bicycling Ted yells at the Janitor for driving a gas-guzzler. Ted makes the Janitor watch "An Inconvenient Truth," which proves to be an eye-opening experience. TV-14
MY IDENTITY CRISIS - Episode 143
The Janitor learns that J.D. uses nicknames for people in the hospital whose names he doesn't know, and challenges him to learn the real names of everyone in the hospital, or take over as the Janitor for a day. Also, Dr. Cox's family is away, and he realizes that he is lonely without them. Carla fears that she is losing her Latina heritage. TV-14
MY GROWING PAINS - Episode 144
J.D. wonders what his baby is thinking when Turk asks him to shoot some hoops. Carla suggests that Turk would be better off spending some quality time with his daughter. Meanwhile, Bob mentions to a board member that he has a birthday coming up. When asked how old he'll be, Bob responds, "58." Later, J.D. and Turk hang out with their babies. Both of them miss doing goofy stuff with each other. TV-14
MY NUMBER ONE DOCTOR - Episode 145
At the nurse's station, Carla tells the Janitor that it's strange he uses a cowboy voice when discussing how "smitten" he is with his girlfriend Lady. Meanwhile, Turk and Cox tell J.D. about their contest to see how long each can stay in a room with a patient who has a smelly fungal infection. J.D. wonders why Cox and Turk compete so much since they're not even friends, and he learns that competition is a cardinal rule of being a man. TV-14
MY BAD TOO - Episode 146
Upon the anniversary of Turk and Carla's first date, Turk decides that there is no down side to being bilingual, and continues to learn Spanish for Carla, as the perfect gift. Meanwhile, J.D. is in a pickle when one of his patients, a burn victim, pleads to attend his graduation. Unable to make a decision, J.D. seeks advice from Elliot. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox decides to get on Dr. Kelso's nerves by messing around with his breakfast. TV-14
MY MANHOOD - Episode 147
J.D. becomes scared that he is not masculine enough to set an example for his son, especially after Dr. Cox gives him a hard time about being a man-child. Meanwhile, after a necessary surgery leaves him feeling less manly Turk is over-compensating his own masculinity by fighting anybody that tries to get the break room remote. The janitor starts a hospital newspaper entitled, The Janitorial, as a result of Dr. Kelso saying that no one pays attention to anything he says. TV-14
MY PRINCESS - Episode 148
After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so he disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot. Other people featuring are the Janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as his hunchback and of course Dr. Cox as the brave knight. TV-14
MY DUMB LUCK - Episode 149
Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn't been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again. Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed. Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine. TV-14
MY WASTE OF TIME - Episode 150
Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient. Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the brain trust TV-14
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